From The Flames of Time
comes a Legend...
The first time I saw Goreblade: Warrior King of the Universe was some
time in the mid 80s. It was a summer weekend and my dad rented a
Beta machine from our local video store Video Plus, and two
movies. I can't remember what the other movie was, but I remember
we watched Goreblade twice that night! I was hooked. The
movie had everything a kid could ask for: action, swords, a Cyclops and
80s special effects galore. I drew pictures of Goreblade at
school and I begged my mom to buy me a Goreblade costume for
Halloween. (NB: A Goreblade Halloween costume was never
officially licensed which is surprising since the license seemed to get
tossed around pretty liberally - more on this later.) It wasn't
until I was a grown man working on my first degree at the University of
Manitoba that I finally got my hands on my very own copy of this epic
fantasy movie. When Video Plus closed its doors forever, the
owner Dave
handed me a worn, faded movie box. I was touched by his gesture
and immediately the flames of nostalgia were rekindled... on VHS no
less! Of course the effects are dated, and the movie owes a
hell of a lot to Conan (The Barbarian not The Destroyer) but this is
Goreblade, and somewhere under the protagonist's smarmy smile and
matted
hair, the seams on the latex prosthetics, and the cheesy dialogue lies
the charm of a movie that doesn't take itself too seriously.
The Sequel?...
Astron-6
really thought they had a
franchise on their hands with Goreblade, and even added a teaser
trailer for the never-completed-sequel Goreblade: Destroyer of Time to
the official VHS and Beta release of the movie. In Destroyer,
Goreblade apparently travels through time, and the few scenes shot for
the sequel were clumsily added to Warrior King. Take this still
for example:
The Cartoon...
Yes there was a cartoon ... well sort of. A pilot episode was
produced but never aired on television (in North America.) It
aired for some reason in Argentina and parts of Europe. I've
personally only seen parts of the pilot episode on the internet and I
can tell you it hardly resembles its namesake. In an attempt to
pander to a younger audience it
features cute and cuddly, cartoony "Friends" to annoy or amuse
Goreblade while he waxes didactic - "If you get bullied in school, tell
a teacher or a parent and leave the slaying to the
professionals." Wha???
Not Yar's Revenge...
Remember
Yar's
Revenge? Me too. How about Zar's
Revenge? No? You're not alone. Zar's Revenge was the
title of the extremely unpopular and extremely rare video game for
Atari and Colecovision. Basically a bad rip off of other less
crappy games, this one is worth skipping. Astron-6 really put all
their eggs in the Goreblade basket but why did they change the wizard's
name from Zaros to Zar? We may never know.
Code RED...
This one blows my mind. A Chinese mini-series spin-off entitled
Go-Blade:
Code RED came out shortly after the Warrior King's theatrical nose
dive. It is more like an unauthorized bootleg than
international licensing agreement, as Goreblade is for some reason
called Go-Blade and seems to be some kind of pseudo sex offender.
This
show bears as much resemblance to the source material as the
Japanese
Supaidaman does to Spider-Man. Bootleg DVDs of this
mini-series were sold on Ebay for as much as $300 each in 2005 before
Astron-6 threatened legal action, and Ebay banned the items.